Blanket Wumpkin

The Blanket Wumpkin is a mysterious political figure that rose to influential status during the early 2000s. It's most famous visage is that of it curled in a pink blanket, swirling its eyes around and swathing its tongue back and forth. Many believe it gains its power from its overbearing unibrow.

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